the great escape

am i the only person who thinks that all public toilets now will be deemed as a highly protected secured place after you know that case thingy?

somehow one wonders what if this event happened before the announcement to hold the rights to host that you know what event.

i think prison break, the great escape, the rock or any other escape from prison shows will be banned, just so it’ll make ’em less “inspired”, no?

how is it possible, that the man, a limping one at that, can escape from a highly secured facility whose organisation prides itself in “we are the reason for the safe environment for you and your family.”

well, i think we “hope” that the people who were supposed to do their jobs will wake up after all these. how many times people had babbled about the “slackness” and “rilek rolek” motley crue in the uniformed groups whose major cred is to angkat buah only?

and the pictures, sort of, proved it.

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case no. 1 – the perennial ns man’s favourite moment – looking at college girls while on duty.

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case no. 2 – if anything else fails, there is always a gurkha at help.

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case no. 3 – after years of training, we still must walk in line for everyone to see even though by doing this way even the space satellite can detect us.

don’t these people ever watch the fugitive? how in the mind numbing sense are they going to detect someone when you have one bee line of mps walk in a single file as if going to the mess canteen to drink milo for supper?

the biggest lesson here? the next time anyone wants to promote the cred of the “we only take the best in the uniformed groups and push them day after day after day after day”, just please stop it. because everyone knows it’s just full of bull whose members are only sitting on bonus pays and thinking on how to spend it.

and please, don’t the media know by now that malays do not have a surname? jeeeze.

indy

when you’re a child of the 80’s, the only movie trilogies that you care about are the star wars and the indy series. unless of course you have vhs as one of the highly sought after device and then you can watch bujang lapok all week long.

anyways, sarip cannot wait for the new indy series to come out. a bit older, a bit slower, but still he kicks ass! plus, sarip sings the theme when he bathes. especially when he is so the very late to work.

from the trailer, it looks faaaaaably awesome. can’t wait!

some trivia: red wings were originally the suggested boots for indy, but probably they don’t like detroit or something else, they opted for alden boots instead. vair nice.

anyways, raiders of the lost ark is the best of the lot. enjoi.

explosions in the kl sky

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“salam untuk semua…kita adalah letupan di langit…”

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with tired eyes, tired minds, tired souls, we did not flutter for time stops, along the journey of glittering darkness, we remember a song for our fathers, during the magic hours, while we look into the air, thinking the moon is down…after six days at the bottom of the ocean, we took our first breath after coma, thinking it was yasmin the light, we may have a poor man’s memory, during the magic hours, in the midst of snow and lights..but with your hand in mine, we remembered the only time we were alone, in memorial, so do not greet death, just remember me as a time of day and believe, the earth is not a cold dead place.

1. first breath after coma aka “the baik sial by guy behind me song”

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breezes just like that…

wahliau!

the cny holidays just passed by like that?!

initially wanted to do much, but then ever the malas nak bangun pagi pagi type ended just doing some bowling, kicking some balls and let the wabbit be the main attraction of the day at the park.


surprisingly, the fella was excited enough to have a run…


…but before long, rilek one corner as usual.

oh the agony of going to work on a monday after a supposedly long break…
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youth of today

if only this guy can reprezent the youths in spore.

only then, a lot of youngsters can take notice on the impact of institutionalised govts and not being concerned as what’s the latest color to wear for a dinner party.

me? i’m still battling cockies over the kitchen floor.

rambo!

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live for nothing, or die for something

oh yes. sly’s at his best. rambo 4 sheds out every ugly image of the modern man. fuck those metro and uber sexualizations. raw is still the deal.

and by the way, the fireworks yest was the so very the lame. pity those who viwed from the other directions. hah hah!

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surely, this has got to be the biggest joke in a very long while. i’ll bet A LOT of people will be jumping up and down at the mention of it. [“whoa boy! i can see them live in a competitive match!”]

now listen. they. are. after. your. money. don’t go into the supporter-die-hard-knucklejob-arguements here. they are just after your money. truly. you are going to pay tons [i’ll assume if accordance to the current rate of premier league tickets plus the currency conversion it’ll be about, erm, 90 dollars for a low end seat?] for a match. and let us not forget about the “hosts” having to pay the endorsement fees, the activation fees, galas, promotions, corporate functions, bla bla bla bla bla.  and we always argue about the rich getting richer but then when these things come aboard a lot of people will jump on the bandwagon and throw the money to them who sometimes sulk because they won’t get a payrise of 50,000 pounds a WEEK, and what good will it do to your “favourite” team having to travel halfway across the world during the busiest period of the season. if you love your team so much, boycott this pronto.

and thus this is the beginning of the end of my fascination with the premier league, not that it will really matter to everyone else in the world. [i’m still hoping others will think the same too, oh bummer.]