we (l) world cup!

…Watching football with my girlfriend on Sunday I was talking about exactly where I was going to watch England’s next game, my girlfriend asked “So who do we play next then?”

I said that our next game was on Thursday against Trinidad & Tobago to which she replied with a puzzled look on her face, “what, both of them?”.
Mark ‘TAAAXI for my girlfriend’ Campbell

…My receptionist – “When are england playing next?”

Me – “Tomorrow morning, 2am”

Receptionist – “Who against?”

Me – “Trinidad and Tobago”

Receptionist ‘ “TWO GAMES?”

Brilliant
Michael Bickers

…I was out having a smoke after the games on Saturday, when I heard a great exchange between two random drunken birds which went as follows.

Random bird one: “Did you see any of the football today?”

Random bird two: “No, why? Who won?”

Random bird one: “England beat Sweden, and Trinidad drew with Tobago”

Just brilliant
Barry from Dublin

haha.
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