…Watching football with my girlfriend on Sunday I was talking about exactly where I was going to watch England’s next game, my girlfriend asked “So who do we play next then?”
I said that our next game was on Thursday against Trinidad & Tobago to which she replied with a puzzled look on her face, “what, both of them?”.
Mark ‘TAAAXI for my girlfriend’ Campbell
…My receptionist – “When are england playing next?”
Me – “Tomorrow morning, 2am”
Receptionist – “Who against?”
Me – “Trinidad and Tobago”
Receptionist ‘ “TWO GAMES?”
…I was out having a smoke after the games on Saturday, when I heard a great exchange between two random drunken birds which went as follows.
Random bird one: “Did you see any of the football today?”
Random bird two: “No, why? Who won?”
Random bird one: “England beat Sweden, and Trinidad drew with Tobago”
Barry from Dublin