men @ work

work is a bore, but sometimes we try to make it fun.


like that. fooling around in the room when the clock strikes 4ish. that’s the time when almost everyone couldn’t care anymore about, schtuffs. so we posed, and laugh, and basically fool around. we’re sure gonna miss that one with the selleck touche. hah.


on other days, we just like to stare at the window, and i kid you not, saw an eagle or something that’s hawkish flying over those flats. a dyslexic bird i assume, but it’s a nice sight anyway, especially when the clouds gather before it rains. very day-after-tomorrow.

sometimes, when we can’t be bothered anymore, we’ll try to do some other sctuffs. i’ve always dreamt of playing golf, and swinging is at times vair therapeutic. until someone stands behind you lah. now, now…

but most of the times, i’ll just talk to my other friends.

say hi to mike, krusty and sulley.

they keep you sane. really.

lelong lelong

damn those fash hags. pasal diaorang duit makin menurun….

but then kan, how to not resist these….

*STEP RIGHT UP!*


Adidas: Rod Laver vintage mid
they say kan, this season kan, high top shoes all teh rage tau. so pasal itu converse kan dah macam a bit common, i tertarik kat ni kahpluak. adoi.


Casio: Gold Waveceptor
pasal tak mampu itu rolex ataupun itu dior homme, ni casio pun boleh menjadi. golddd..


5EP: khakis
this season kan, khakis are the new jeans. itu nudies have to be put on hold first. *darn*

cukup, cukup…

stalked the silk

i think kan, a lot of people must’ve read the reports pasal that dude who married many many then had sex with his children and that dude who jumped to his death at bedok because his penis is too small.

haiyah, why lah this world. macam sex is ruling each and every part of us one.

people must be educated on sex early early one. so as not to confuse later on.

that’s why i will like to suggest back to mediacork, right to bring back the best of the best sex themed shows on tv.

the highly anticipated and gladly watched serial that is SILK STALKINGS.

come on boys, don’t you try to deny the fact that you used to stay up on thursday nights and just put up for the first 10 minutes only. kan? kan? kan?

see, take a look at its slogan. “fighting crimes of passion with a passion for justice.” how can you not go wrong with that?? CSI can’t even top that up. Jack Bauer can not, MAY not, cope with Sam Lorenzo. hell, i don’t think Magnum P.I. and Remington Steele put together can shizzle the fizzle when compared to S.S.

unless it’s Michael and K.I.T.T. lah.

those 2 are of a different breed.

OK, LUNCH!

rain rain come again

they say quitters are losers.
so, i continue to smoke.

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Beckham revealed he is not much of a gambler himself, and said: ‘I like going horse racing sometimes just for a day out, but I have never been a card man in my life. The only thing I’ve played is snap.’

gee, not even happy family?

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there were times,
hang out at tower,
and roxy,
to just stare at cds,
but now we have these…

Create your own Music List @ HotFreeLayouts!

now ain’t that a bit too long.

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microsoft paint is sometimes fun.

so yeah, i’m just waiting for the rain to stop.

geeweeheebee.

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can somebody tell me what the hell mel b is trying to convey here?

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want,
what I really really want,
So tell me what you want,
what you really really want,
I’ll tell you what I want,
what I really really want,
So tell me what you want,
what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

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dear general election,

hi there You People. I know that with GE coming soon or whatnot, certain issues had been raised. Job equality lah, upgrading lah, you know the norm. But lemme suggest one issue that sure’ll make one helluva strong point to your party’s goal of gaining more votes.

BAN SOUND SYSTEMS IN HOMES.

easy weezy. i’m sure a lot of residents will put up with it. we can’t be bothered with upgrading because knowing singaporeans, sooner or later, the upgrading will look derelict over time. not such a nice sight to see ya know?

but not with these sound systems. what good does it take when you have nice nice flats but uncles shouting to the top in these sound systems dvd home theatres whatchamalit? it does not do good to the quality of life at homes that we’ve all been looking for.

categorized these items as contrabands. and from there stake tax laws innit. sure can deter one. just like what has been done to cigarettes. and i can sure tell you, noise pollution is more irritating than air pollution one. can go insane in the membrane one hor if not liddat.

it makes sense to most people, so yeah. try it.

your loyal citizen,
A Drain in Mah

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and oozy woozy, it finally arrived.

a list of some sorts

things that i like:-

a) stay in/on bed on a wet dull morning
b) cute girls who hangs their ponytail outside of their cap(hole)
c) cream cheese served with hawt, hawt chocolate milk
d) putting scotch tape on cats and toddlers
e) MOGWAI IN SINGAPORE ON MY BEEPDAY.

i believe us old and haggard buzzcocks will camp out the day before to get our hands on the ticks.

90’s teens, we are liddat. hoorah!

but in the meantime, let’s just settle for this.

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now, now…

darn it.

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On 4/13/06, bdevendorf@distantstation.com wrote:

Dear Aidal,

Many thanks for your supportive message. It’s especially encouraging for us to hear feedback from unlikely places such as the nation of Singapore. I don’t know that we’ll ever make it there but as you say, who knows?

Right now we’re gearing up to record another album, trying to write songs, etc. I hope springtime is good for you and brings many pleasant moments.

Thanks again,

Bryan Devendorf

aww, ain’t that sweet.

up your grades

tch tch.

this topic is so typical, until can jelak already.

but what i can say kan, the residents there are much more nicer than most parts tau, upgraded or not.

even the cats are cuter. and friendlier.

i’m beginning to like this hougang already.

this morning’s paper was tha bomb. i got frustrated, so i chewed some parts of the it. :S

things people do to gain inspiration.

it’ll be a miracle if i do clear it. zeeepadadoodey.

suddenly, that ipod looks appealing. like, oh just so recently i was despising them like fuck. -snag-

or, maybe i should just use the $500 bucks on some russians.

now, thats the pod i want…

poembantut

freak monyet
climbed a tree
dol with songket
sat by the sea
sun benam
in the west
dol tembam
study, with no zest
exam besok
paper one
brain busok
cannot run

bluek.

chapter 1 2 3
berulang kali i see
still make no sense to me
no matter how much i study

how these accountants they can read
numbers anywer all to blakang mati
my brain aiyooohhhh tried to feed
only thing came out is pucuk padi

thank you for smoking

Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.

Nice.

i hate it when i smoke, old foggies/zen freaks/snobs who’s trying to be in control all the time, wave their hands over their noses as if being attacked by millions of scud missiles.

or worse, pinch them nostrils.

or even worse, suddenly began to cough whose phelgm has suddenly mutated to the biggest goblin monster.

yada yada…..2nd hand smoke kills….so do vehicles, or the factories you live nearby, or whatver.

big fucking deal. you’ll die one day anyway.

no?