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commercials initiated by those *higher uppery people* in sg, always tend to be over the top.

don’t you think so?

take for example that commercial on the *infocomm* one.

the first initial reaction was to squirm. then tear your hair out. and if possible throw out the tv set from the room and hope it lands on the producer of that clip.

or better still on the girl who supposedly is the security expert and claimed “…if not for MYYYYYYYYYYY security blah blah, you’ll never feel safe…”

like what tha fuck?! just drink that champagne of yours and security or not, i cant be really bothered. maybe security personels love their drinks more than others. that is why…

or that gay looking dude who suddenly sprang out from nowhere like a monkey who just drowned 10 kilos of cili padi and shouts “game development is cool!”

oh my god. since when are IT professionals so chirpy and excited like that? the ones i knew are most probably those who cannot be bothered about doing their work. like me. :>

this is what i hate of yuppies. most. suddenly so sophisticated, and every good quality and possession and invincibility is pouring out of each of their pores.

and please gahmen marketeers and advertisers. cut down on the sugar cheesy output or the paranoia beast of tragic proportions when sounding messages to the public.

we deserve more with the money you’re reaping in.

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in other news, i made a resolution to never ever ever wear steel toe boots when stepping into gee yoook. feet security is excellent, but when it comes to the two step dance, it feels like taking the marathon with weights strapped onto the ankles.

not such a good idea, ain’t it so?

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tak paham i.

macam mana si itu damien rice boleh ada bikin gig dia nye tiket sampai $148?! supertzar mana sey dia??! diaorang nye peminat tak jelak ke dia nyanyi *icanttakemyeyesofyou* sampai 1000 kali? sampai sekarang pun orang tak tau asal si anak dara itu ditiup.

abis tuh, sanggup diaorang bawak sidituh main kat sini, abistuh tak nak bawak si abang lekman. tegok tuh, dia mein kat sydney. lepas tuh si sigur ros mein kat perth. tak best camtuh?

apa nak jadi nih? banyak yang datang mein kat sini asik asik artis itu itu itu. si fei xiang tuh ntah berapa kali agaknya dia nak datang kat sini lagi.

tapi takper. tak adil ke, adil ke, tak nak tension lagi. pasal si cewek best tuh ada kluar album.


yuhhhhhhhhmey.

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Last day on the net in amk, so let’s do something, corny.

Got this from dio.

Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?
Pledge of Allegiance – Brendon Benson
(..but i was never loyal to anything. yet.)

Will I have a happy life?
Day Five – Explosions In The Sky
(well the tune sounds upbeat. maybe.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Idioteque Calisthenics – Radiohead feat. Gift Of Gab & Cut Chemist
(i think thats a spot on.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Ballad Demo – The Zephyrs
(in that case – it’s a definate no.)

How can I make myself happy?
It Takes All Kinds – Aimee Mann
(sure is.)

What should I do with my life?
The Book of Right-on – Joanna Newsome
(must not be a leftist then.)

Will I ever have children?
Some Velvet Morning – Slowdive
(i have no idea on this.)

What is some good advice for me?
Dreaming – Amos Lee
(DAMN RIGHT!)

How will I be remembered?
Don’t Fear The Reaper – Wilco
(live well, die young. always.)

What is my signature dancing song?
Stairway To Heaven – Led Zeppelin
(a mat can never dance. well.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Line of Best Fit – Andrew Kenny
(that’s a bit sad.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
No You’re Not – Spoon
(maybe, not?)

What song will play at my funeral?
Triggers and Trash Heaps – Centro-matic
(maybe if i become a very famous serial killer. as always.)

What type of men/women do I like?
This Charming Man – The Smiths
(spot on.)

The Infanta – The Decemberists
(maybe i should’ve join the military.)

What is my day going to be like?
I will Follow You Into The Dark – Death Cab for Cutie
(now aint that a sucker punch.)

of tiesto and randoms

must. take. note. tiesto. 14th april.
though i am not that fond of stepping to the em ohhh es.
however, i think i still have a few months left in me to jiggy wiggy.
no?

anyways, for the couple of months been patronising this. the so-called (still) best kept secret. wonderful place, ultra wonderful memories. and very nice staff too. the rate i’m going there, i’ll probably be submitted to A.A.

and well, i’m left with only a few more days before i bade fucken goodbye to A.M.K. 10 years. 10 bloody years. from the teenage angst years to this current state of adult-lescent. and especially this house. and this room. goodness me, i’m gonna miss the memories spent here (a bit). especially to the neigbour across the block who seem to parade herself naked after showering. imma not kidding. she’d a condition, i think. a good condition in my perspective. :>

imma gonna miss rushing my ass off to the underground walkway with those 2 families selling newsies and mags. gonna miss the good ‘ol mama shop where the cigs tastes stale. gonna miss the park. imma gonna miss the northline mrt where it’ll just take a quarter of an hour to town and thus have good excuses to rush there with little hesistation. but what imma gonna miss most – still – are the memories that were made in this room. some bad, most good. a lot has happened here, but, like all wisemen say. fucken bloody hell move on son.

so, hopefully the next stop provides more *sanity*. even though it is one damn fucken ulu. howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gaaaaaang?

new place, so thus need new appliances, kan?

let’s start off with this one. imma assuared this’ll make a good investment. *wala!*


the bloody best vacuum cleaner money can buy.

hmmmm, but budget wise, need to be more practical.
i still owe THE bank. a lot. possibly have to be at their mercy for the rest of my life.

or if not, i’ll make something like this.

totally, in common sense, sensible.

Kay Oohhhh, See?

KOC, oh KOC best skali
akoustik merdu indah berseri
ku ditawan dan menyanyi
lirik lirik yang menyayat hati

kalau boleh panjangkan lah lagi
satu jam 10 minit sungguh tak memuaskan hati
dan kalau boleh bukan di esplanade lagi
tempat duduk diaorang paling tak best skali

KOC, oh KOC
harap kamu datang kembali
putikkan gitar dan melodi
malar segar yang dihargai..