i’ve always admired talkingcock for their wit. and then this come out for me to ponder.
Nowsaday, Gahmen and our bosses keep asking us to give 100% or more in whatever we do. But… exactly what is 100%? How can you give more than 100%? When people say they’re giving more than 100%, what do they mean? What if you thought you were giving 102% but actually only gave 99%? So what do you have to do in order to make sure you’re giving 100% or more?
We asked the mathematicians in the Political Calculations Department of NUS to share with us their formula for success in Singapore:
First of all, take the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Assign numerical values to each alphabet, e.g.
A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4, E = 5, F = 6, G = 7, H = 8, I = 9, J = 10,
K = 11, L = 12, M = 13, N = 14, O = 15, P = 16, Q = 17, R = 18,
S = 19, T = 20, U = 21, V = 22, W = 23, X = 24, Y = 25, Z = 26
S+T+U+D+Y = 19+20+21+4+25 = 89%
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
So those won’t work! On the other hand:
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
N+E+P+O+T+I+S+M = 14+5+16+15+20+9+19+13 = 111%
But check out how far kissing ass will get you:
K+I+S+S+I+N+G+A+S+S = 11+9+19+19+9+14+7+1+19+19 = 127%!!!
So it’s now proven with mathematical certainty that while study and hard work can get you near 100%, it’s attitude that gets you there, while bullshit, nepotism and kissing ass will take you the furthest. Q.E.D.!
have you bought any sony cds recently? well, do check with your item as it may contain some undesirable items that may be hidden in your system. i think lah, pasal this fella’s article is too long for me to understand, but it’s etched here and thereabouts.