i think this MUST be a bad April Foos joke. But who knows. Got this from a very reliable source.
“MASSACHUSETTS (Providence Journal) – First Rosie, now Keanu! Only days before the Massachusetts legislature was set to vote on the banning of gay marriages in their state, actors Keanu Reeves and Alan Cummings, raced over there to marry one another before a small party of invited friends. Reeves, star of such films as “The Matrix”, “Something’s Gotta Give” and “Point Break” had always been rumored to be gay, but always maintained his heterosexuality. Cummings, star of such films as “Spy Kids” and “X-Men 2” had always been openly bi-sexual, but had never married before. The duo, who had apparently been “secretly dating on-and-off” for over four years, wrote their own vows and recited them while Melissa Etheridge softly hummed “Come Through my Window” in the background.”