Today in Parliament

1. to the person who initiated the end of the financial year coinciding with April Fool’s day – i wish that they’ll castrate your lungs ala buffy and feed it to the whatever it is that’s on fear factor.

2. to my boss who’s trying to instigate my downfall (again – what’s new?) by adjusting the major decisions affecting my time schedules according to his needs – i wish the haunted lady shown in incredible tales will give u a winning number and haunts you for life cos u greedy greedy man.

i think basically that’s all.

oh did i tell you that my dad keeps crickets as food for his “treasured” arowana? it just so happens that the cage fell – and now it’s empty. i guessed they are running around the house freely.

keluar ruang tamu, bunyi dah macam dalam kampung.

*cricket cricket*

oh gross!

Melayu 101

bahasa melayu memang sungguh mengasyikkan.

tetapi sering kali, niat berbahasa dengan betol selalunya akan dialihkan kepada perbahasaan dialect.
entah mengapa, perbuatan begitu seperti seiiras di dalam naluri ramai orang (terutama sekali penulis ini).

jadi oleh kerana menteri pendidikan telah mengubahsuaikan konsep pembelajaran di singapura, saya ingin mencadangkan kepada pihak2 yang bertanggup jawab supaya salinkan inti kata perkataan di dalam bahasa melayu.

dengan cara begini, ramai penuntut melayu di singapura boleh mengeluarkan perasaan mereka dengan lebih tatkala pabila menulis karangan, perbualan oral dan sebagainya.

berikut adalah beberapa idea-idea yang boleh diambil contoh.

1. dekni
contoh: “Dekni nak cari pasal eh?”

2. dektu
contoh: “Dektu curi pompuan aku!”

3. apa sak?
contoh: “Apa sak kau? Dah giler ke?”

4. mak kau!
contoh: “Mak kau! Best ah!”

5. apa sey?
contoh: “Apa sey si Wak Buang tuh?”

6. macam siak!
contoh: “Macam siak ah nombor 4D niari!”

7. amacam?
contoh: “Amacams, ni malam mau gi mana?”

8. gostan
contoh: “Bang, gostan sikit bang”

9. bedek ah!
contoh: “Bedek ah! aku tak percaya!”

10. citot!
contoh: “Citot buah laici si kemat tu!”

11. camtuh!
contoh: ” ABih macam mana camtuh?”

jikalau ada lebih cadangan untuk meluaskan lagi pembenderahan kata di atas, sudilah kehadapan.

sekian.

Kid A jamboree

i like kids.
but not all kids. some of them can really pissed you out.
i love the cute ones; those with bubbly cheeks, smile effortlessly, amiable to talk with.
and i’ve loads of them here at my workplace.
loads.
and most of themwill come up to me and shout (what else?) “UNCLE AIDIL!”
which i do not mind at all.
and most of my time at werk are filled with their conversations.
like their favourite cartoons. or toys. or how they really hate girls.
and i like to play pranks on them too.
like hiding their bags. or scold them for no apparent reason. or faking that they’ve lost something.
and to look at their faces when i do those just makes me laugh.
did i tell you i’m a sadist?
but it was all in the fun of it. cos at the end of the day, all of them will laugh, and joke, and talked about non-sensical stuffs.

and ive observed one thing.
i realised 20 somethings jingys or whatever it is, loved to potrait themselves with these young devils aka kids.
some will put their bestests of smiles.
some will hug till the kid cries.
or on the verge of choking.
and it made me think.
“WHATS THE BIG DEAL MAN?”
either they want to show that “Oooo, i’ve a cute kid in my hands!”
or they want to show the paternal/maternal instinct on how they can bond to them so as to up-value their husband/wife-to-be-capability-points.
i dont condone them.
kids are nice. SOME.
but to put them as the trophy of your exclusiveness is just darn sick.

(i hear defamation suits coming)

I, ROBOT

earwax: teratai – ramli sarip

ooo..gua tak saber mau menunggu ni citer.

alex proyas, sutradara dia. last skali gua tengok filem dia itu citer Dark City. ooo…mesti best ni citer. cuma ntah apasal si will smith dia jadikan pelakon utama dia.

ni trailer dia.