Quotes

Quotes overheard when Mat HipHop influxed zeeyoook.

Mat: “Eh kau nak gi mana!?”

Minah: “Sana.”

Mat: “Apa ni kau?? Asik nak gi jalan ajer?? Sini sudah lah!!”

Minah: “Tak nak.”

Lain kali gi bawak tali.

Oh, Mat nye Member: “DOK! DRINKS FREE DOK!”

Hip to the yeh to the yo

Waduh, waduh.

Mental Note: Never, EVER, attend ANY event pertaining to Hip-Hop

Shi(o)te of the day: Chingay. (Why oh why oh why)

And in football…

Question Of The Day: Why do we say after a draw that ‘the points were shared’ when clearly one point of the three has gone missing?

ok thats about it.

-pukes-

Umpama mimpi dalam mimpiiiiiiii….

I had the strangest of dreams last night. Must be the rain I guess. I dreamt of you. Yes you, The BK Mam. it started out ordinarily, having dinner, chatting, yakking till a friend of mine (damn you, why must u appear in the dream) and spoilt the sanctuary of the dream. It turns out that BK Mam suddenly diverted the attention to this gnome. And I was reflecting and pondering about what luck must I get.

Maybe it was something that I told you yesterday.

Sampai terbawak-bawak dalam mimpi, you!

Dah tu ajer.

Oh one more thing, we need a woman bassist. For the reasons unknown. Are you game enough? You don’t have to be Rebecca Brown-ish, BUT….bleah I rather not say. Come forward if interested.

Ah lagi satu, sapa nak gi tengok Incubus? Jom, jom!

Ok, dah tu ajer.

Hujan dah turun!

Haiyah. Hujan banyak nyah lebat ah. Baju basah kuyup dar. Rambut dah berserabai lah. Hari2 hoojan. Manyak nyah sejuk ah.

Tapi gua rilek.

Memeranjatkan orang tanpa tanda-tanda memang syiok sekali. ^_^ Lain kali akan dicuba lagi yea? Agaknya ni baju basah pasal bikin orang tak lena tadi. Nasib baik makanan tak terbegik. Nahas nanti. Akuuuuu jugak yang kena resuscitate. :>

Ah gua mau bikin KOMPLAIN kat SBS.

“WHY DOES SERVICE NO. 14 TAKES SO LONG TO ARRIVE!!!????? And the most frustrating thing is you wait 20 minutes for the bus to arrive, and when it does it comes in pairs. EVERY OTHER EFFING DAY!”

Drebars

“Auntie, Riber Valley Load.”

“Wer ah?”

“Rivvverrr Valleeeyyyy Roooaddd.”

“How go there?”

“You go straight and then turn left at the 2nd junction.”

5 mins later.

“This junction?”

“NO. The Secoooooooondddddddd junction.”

“Oh.”

A minute later.

“Here ah?”

“Ah.”

2 minutes later.

“Auntie KEEP TO YOUR LEFT.”

“Left?”

And she turned left.

“Auntie keep left not turn left!”

“Aiyoh. Like dat jialat. I can’t U-turn. I think u better drop here.”

“But Auntie, still very far u noe. U can’t make u-turn here ah?!”

“Cannot. U go out here. Or else I’ve to drive one whole big circle.”

The meter reads $3.00.

“I still have to pay ah??”

“Of course lah!!! U think i wat? Drive for fun isit?!”

“But u drove me wrong place! How to pay like dat!?”

Hanyut tiga ringgit. Urgh.

Gambar!

ok. dah sebulan baru nak letak gambar.

klik jer di sini untuk menyaksikan Geng Hobbit merantau ke Krabi..

Banyak gambar tak jadi. lebih lebih lagi gambar kat Maya Bay tempat diaorang bikin itu citer The Beach. Apakan daya.

Keseluruhannya, percutian ni memang powerkedemaks. Cuma masa sahaja yang tidak mengsudikan. Phi Phi Don terutama skali Lam Tong memang lawa sekali. Jikalau ada masa yang lain, mintak2 bleh jenguk itu Viking Cave kat Phi Phi Ley.

Ok next stop Koh Tao…ataupun Perhentian eh?

duh

Next movie to catch. And Lost In Translation was GOOOD!

Miramax should be slained. They have this quirky strategies and plans to cook up their movies just in time for the awards. And because of that 21 Grams is not in the running at all. And being replaced by perrenial Mingella’s Cold Mountain. And because of them too Mr Penn and Naomi Watts have been replaced in the nominations.

Marketing is all the key. Lots of it. Duh.

Dum Dee Dum

Haiyak! -makes Bruce Lee sounds-

I’m a Whiner
I’m a Boozer
I’m a youuuuser
A Misleaderrr

It’s so sad
So don’t be mad
Just be glad
I’m not dead

So if I whine
Don’t be kind
Don’t drink wine
Cos u’ve got your Man.

And why
Oh tell me why
U still come by
It’ll just make me cry

I’m a whiner
I’m a yooouser
A misleader

I know its too late
To compensate
And I noe it’s not wise
To retaliate
But why do i brim with hate
When I was the one who initiate
Just wish I can forgive and forget

If you don’t care
Then why bother
To come here
And say “Its just so sad..”

And I may whine
And whine and whine
But hopefully, I’ll be fine
Just waiting for a sun to shine
For my mind
Is resting on a landmine

kita mau r2

“Whether you fear death or not, it comes, and at that moment your body becomes twenty-one grams lighter. Is it a person’s soul that constitutes those twenty-one grams? Is that weight carried by those who survive us?”

Life has to go on, even when it’s disrupted in mid way. The Earth spins around, and maybe it’ll bring people, and hope, together.

And it takes Friendster to finally realise the reality. Pumpkin. And nice make up.

Quotations.

Gerard Houliier once said, “We’ve turned around a corner..”. Well there’s a new saying that says, “There’s a soulmate at every corner..”.

Be happy with your new soulmate. Take care of him. Maybe he’ll treat you better than what I’ve did. Well, maybe a whole much better.

good luck.

.

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

– Neil Gaiman

6:00 AM

i’ve always liked Bill Murray’s films. From Caddyshack to Stripes to Tootsie to Scrooged to Ghostbusters to GROUNDHOG DAY(!) to Kingpin to Rushmore to Charlie’s Angels and yadda yadda yadda.

He’s quirky. He makes acting to be, well, non acting. He looks like a chee kor peh. He mumbles as if he does not give a damn as to what the director commands.

But that’s what makes me like him. As an actor that is. He simplifies acting and gives us regular blokes another viewpoint of life. Or so i think.

I think I’ve watched Stripes countless of times. It used to be my favourite “lunch” movie. Pop in the VHS, and voila, lunch will be appetizing when Murray and Harold Ramis sang along that marching tune.

And now I want to watch this.

dum

kebelakangan ini, rasa dendam dan marah sering berulangan di dalam minda. mungkin itu cara kita untuk melupakan seseorang. mungkin cara itu tidak berprinsip betul, tapi apakandaya nyah bila emosi memerintah daya pemikiran.

dan sedang berjalur di lelaman, terdatang satu puisi yang dekat di hati. mendatangkan kembali zaman yang lalu, bila cinta membara, bila hati menjadi hamba.

here we go.

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick –
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh –
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you —
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.

oh, julia, julia..

Misteri Alam Maya

Ok tak nak banyak remeh temeh.

The Apasals.

1. apasal eh citer2 owang putih diaorang nye dialog bila part yang suspen2 diaorang cakap macam senyap2? macam mana sey nak dengar apa yang diaorang bebual? sebelum dapat tangkap apa diaorang cakap, hero terus mati.

2. apasal bila lambat nak gi kerja, si apek bas dreber nak berhenti kat setiap perhentian bas? apa dia nak main game “Patience Is A Virtue” ke?

3. apasal liverpool masih tak tendang tu gerard houllier nye bontot?