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sarip’s a sucker for these type of tunes. more here.

anyways…

sarip’s in a predicament at times when he boarded the trains. you see, there are times ladies [with a tummy] will stand directly in front of him. the dilemma comes in when sarip does not know if this person is either pregnant or she’s just had a tummy, a big one at that. you know the type where some ladies who seem to want to wear tight spandex-y materials but way oblivious to the fact that, yes they are skinny fat and had the unbearable being of a tummy. so what a guy like sarip gotta do? if the person is not pregnant, she might have the embarrassment of this mat thinking she is way fat, but if she is actually pregnant and if sarip does not stand up, sarip’ll feel guilty lah. aiyah so leceh one. can someone develop a system whereby pregnant ladies carry a badge to with a P plate or something. or better still, those skinny fat ones please for the sake of humankind, try to avoid tight dresses.

and please, sarip still does not understand why people, especially the act macho types with spiky hair and accessories, pop up their oh-look-at-my-funky-polo-collars. please. that is so not cool lah. its very the meluat trying so hard to look like a disjointed frat boy.

if not, sarip will get the ninja cat to terrorise ya’all.

Since there was nothing much to do and with time to spare, we decided to head over to visit the islands in the Tunku Abdul Rahman Marine Park. Saw from the pixs looked macam lawa and the best part it’ll take only 20 minutes from KK. That seems to be the greatest news Sarip’ve heard so far since the previous lawa islands he visited – Pha Ngan, Perhentian, Phi Phi Ley, Tinggi – are all ass killers that requires hours of uncomfortable rides.

Set off point is from Jesselton Point Ferry Terminal, further up north the road from Wisma Merdeka. We chose to go to Pulau Sapi and Manukan. Tix costs RM 27 and the boat will only set off once the desired number of people is completed.

Here’s a tip: When entering the island, tell the counter that you are from Messia and the staff will charge you RM 3 for entrance permit instead of RM 10 required for foreigners. Heh heh.

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i’ve always love cats. each time a stray or a domesticated one appears i will do the “tch tch tch” lizard sound to attract their attention. i’ve calculated at most 1 out of 10 will do the manja prance and cuddle the calfs thingy. i like. but other times, they’ll just look scared with their eyeballs almost popping out and then they’ll do the flintstones’ run. the nerve!

so today while walking home feeing feeling lagu EITS kan, i saw this uncle and a cute ah lian laughing and running about at the void deck. i wonder why but the ah lian is cute like that korean actress lah kan. so feeling feeling lebih….until last i realised she was playing with this group of 5 puppies. yes. F-I-V-E. five notorious devils trapped in a furball. i can still hear their woof shrieks screaming out for attention. and they will run to anything that moves. at that very moment, i felt like a criminal target with a red dot aimed directly at me. those freaks. are. coming. towards. me.

apa lagi. i quicken the steps lah. but these gremlins like can sense kan your intentions so diaorang pun angkat kaki yo. woof woof woof terus. in my mind apa kapahluak ni setan kejar aku siol. takkan diaorang ingatkan aku ni bapak diaorang. i saw one approaching very near, but pasal nak menten cool to the ah lian and perservering the uncle’s sanity, i did not kick the nose lah kan. bahrom said to kick them noses if those furballs come approaching you. so, i just swing ajer lah the leg…..until all 5 cornered me siol to one corner. wtf?! the last i need is for a puppy to jump like milo and waiting for me to throw a ball and shout “FETCH BIATCH!” in the middle of the night. but while trying to regain my sanity lah kan, cute plak ni benda laknat.

i kid you not, they look like those but pound puppies they are not.

so luckily lah the ah lian came and saved the day. aku pun apa lagi, woof pitbull style kat diaorang. kecut sikit. tapi nasi dah menjadi bubur.

haiz, desire for the pussys, the biatches plak datang mengejar. nasib, nasib…

dat’s all for sarip’s daily hikayat…

cat fever on overload.

tori amos is releasing american doll posse on may 1. whatever it is rai, messia is still a country. unless she still insist on breastfeeding a piglet lah kan.

hopefully you’ll not be a nutcase like this tori. he/it is far too gone yah.

slow day….slowwwww dayyyy…